Sorry ladies, your big butts, not an equivalent to his multi-million real estate

''It doesn’t matter how dumb she is or whether the only property she got to her name are a bunch of G-strings. Any man approaching her should have a car!"

Talking about what success is in life, or rather who really is a successful person is like opening a Pandora’s Box. The debate would only end at a referendum. However, believe you me there is a drift in how we measure success.

To be precise, conventionally, success comes from neck up and not neck bottom. Apparently, this dictum is nowadays inclined to men. As a man, the fear motivation will put the writings so clear on the wall. If you only put a run of the mill effort you will get at best an average output. This means, an average job, an average earning, subsequently an average wife and before you know it you got yourself average kids. The highest you can ever achieve is an average lifestyle. How boring.

The other day a lady made a post on face book that elicited a lot of talks. Precisely she was wondering at how a Man wearing a wedding ring could be seen riding in a matatu. She went on to question how one decides to marry when they don’t have a car. “Men should get their priorities right”, She quipped. Was that too harsh? I know so many men got vexed at this, but whether this lady was right or wrong am none the wiser, what is important to me is that it came from a woman.

The saying behind every successful man is a woman is literally applied in the sense that all women only want to be ‘behind’ a successful man. But why is this? Women have learned the math to equate Men’s success to their physical beauty. So, a curvaceous lady with big butts long face and accentuated chic bones is highly priced. It doesn’t matter how dumb she is or whether the only property she got to her name are a bunch of G-strings. Any man approaching her should have a car!

Let’s decipher this, as for most ladies success is from neck bottom. That is why we see them bleaching their skin en mass, conducting surgery to improve their curves or at least to boost the shy twins around their bosom.  Some have gone as far as getting themselves apps for men to check out their semi nude or so revealing photos. So, men you are given a raw deal here, a bunch of a** for your real estate investment?

I give credit where it’s due. As for the ability to equate their butts to my multi-million business establishment and get me see the “sense” kudos. However, to that man who can’t see this crass materialism and indiscretion it’s about time you woke up. We need to see value for value. I am waiting to see the empowered woman. I am waiting to see a man ask a woman to prove her worth. If I must be a millionaire to get that woman then she should be in the league of hundreds of thousands. Otherwise, more dead beat dads still on the way.